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Next game - Joots away
Aberdeen FC
06 Mar 21:36 - GASC1980, 609 views 8 replies
It doesn’t really matter what happens at Tannidice. We will finish 4th this season playing atrocious football with a sh!tebag manager and chairman at the helm. Time to rethink how we advertise our club. - read more ...
Bramble Wine Cup - Accies Edition
Aberdeen FC
04 Mar 01:16 - NaeMairNeeps, 1351 views 28 replies
We go again...... - read more ...
Deid - Saturday lunchtime legend edition
Aberdeen FC
02 Mar 12:35 - ByeByeScum2012, 898 views 10 replies
I remember a Saint & Greavsie when they interviewed Jock Wallace who was in Spain....back to the studio and a bemused Greavsie says "What he saying Saint?!!!!" - read more ...
Neil Lennon's future employer V The Home of Bruce Andersons development Match Thread
Aberdeen FC
02 Mar 11:51 - blowupsheep, 8627 views 123 replies
You waiting for the DVD to come out at Christmas time? "Aberdeen's top goals of 2021!" It'll be a thrillin - read more ...
Frank Bruno - Dandy
Aberdeen FC
01 Mar 15:30 - The Red Max, 549 views 2 replies
"Mike, kill me now!" - read more ...
Dons send Gers Down
Aberdeen FC
25 Feb 23:39 - Br0chred, 1103 views 9 replies
Did you not hear the manager on Saturday "i ha - read more ...
Big wine bonanza - VicTims edition, Round 2.
Aberdeen FC
25 Feb 12:45 - NaeMairNeeps, 1979 views 40 replies
Aye but jist think o' the last game .... efter six blank slates .... the anticipation every time that ba' gets hoofed ower the top ... at t - read more ...
Lennons old team v Callum Hendry + 10 others
Aberdeen FC
24 Feb 23:42 - RED_JOHN, 6922 views 76 replies
Challenger brand min Challenger brand. Puke My bad... correct Challenger brand - read more ...
Hornby
Aberdeen FC
23 Feb 23:16 - Aldo1983, 1684 views 14 replies
The love of fu ck. Playing up front for us is like being Spinal Tap's drummer. 😂 The number of freak gardening accidents our strikers suffer is certainly concerning... - read more ...
Died Greeks
Aberdeen FC
21 Feb 01:18 - donsdaft, 1429 views 12 replies
The b’astard better die or questions need to be asked about hospital visits. Not that the english will complain, not about the family that’s born better than them. Aye, their German lords and masters. In - read more ...
Del's Record Breakers v Killie Match Thread
Aberdeen FC
18 Feb 12:33 - blowupsheep, 6545 views 76 replies
It would be an interesting social experiment certainly. I crashed out around 25minutes in, but had the misfortune to catch the majority of the second half. On a serious note, maybe an AFC season ticket could be presc - read more ...
Apple and Earl Grey Wine Cup - Round 6 (Aye... SIX!!) Killie Edition
Aberdeen FC
17 Feb 23:29 - NaeMairNeeps, 3200 views 58 replies
Cool .... replied :) - read more ...
The waiting to be sacked managers 11 v The waiting to be sacked managers 11
Aberdeen FC
14 Feb 12:27 - RED_JOHN, 11987 views 129 replies
I don't think Kennedy is suited to tracking back but his crossing is awful. I assume it was just as bad last night? If it's so bad you'd think he'd be dropped or put in centre midfield. Unfortunately McInnes doesn't like m - read more ...
Big wine bonanza - VicTims edition.
Aberdeen FC
13 Feb 20:35 - NaeMairNeeps, 2484 views 45 replies
*sigh* Hayes...... - read more ...
Florian Kamberi
Aberdeen FC
10 Feb 21:12 - nice1simmy, 6841 views 45 replies
XD - read more ...
Top Dons eleven v St.Mirren
Aberdeen FC
09 Feb 01:16 - RED_JOHN, 8245 views 92 replies
Not sure if anyone remembers but we went 5 games without scoring around about this time last season. Its like ground hog day all over again. - read more ...
Pube sandwich crossing competition
Aberdeen FC
06 Feb 22:41 - Aldo1983, 939 views 12 replies
Unbelievably - Taylor actually put in 2 of the best crosses tonight. As for Campbells free kick and McGinns......, well Im not sure fit the fuuck that wis supposed to be.... less said the better... - read more ...
Apple and Earl Grey Wine Cup - Round 5 (FIVE!) Smirn Edition
Aberdeen FC
06 Feb 20:28 - NaeMairNeeps, 1690 views 43 replies
And so .... Ah'm happy tae go .... maybe needs a new thread ... cos, well, options, ken ;) - read more ...
Jim Goodwin
Aberdeen FC
05 Feb 17:45 - donsviking, 1263 views 7 replies
XD - read more ...
Dave great teeth Cormack
Aberdeen FC
04 Feb 23:12 - RED_JOHN, 15807 views 118 replies
Its all went very quiet on the Cormack front. He must be back hiding again after his backing of The Anchor Man. He could well have been told to keep a lower profile from Stewart Milne but that would be expected from his old boss. His bosses over - read more ...
Jack Ross high flying Hibs v Derek McInnes eye bleeding eleven
Aberdeen FC
03 Feb 22:17 - RED_JOHN, 10413 views 93 replies
If its a 3 oclock Saturday kick off, Ill try to watch a stream until half time. Shop closes at 4 on a Saturday and I used to rush home. Now O just check flash scores at about half past 4 and decide whether to bother with the last 10 minutes. I - read more ...
New Club Motto
Aberdeen FC
03 Feb 03:24 - NaeMairNeeps, 1666 views 26 replies
Aside .... in the current climate, esp for the prospective wine winners .... Omnia nos peto. Ustulo finis. Sung on the terrace when allowed .. it goes Omnia nos pe----to---- Ustulo fini-------s (All we are say----i----ng Is give us a goa------l) - read more ...
Apple and Earl Grey Wine Cup - Round 4 Hibs Edition
Aberdeen FC
03 Feb 01:28 - NaeMairNeeps, 994 views 29 replies
As far as Ah can mak oot .... thre's still Hedges(?) McGinn, Lewis, Woods, and ither bench warmers wi nae chunce o' gettin on the pitch. - read more ...
Bruce Anderson
Aberdeen FC
02 Feb 12:42 - donsviking, 11994 views 71 replies
McInnes feigned offence in interviews about how well Anderson was doing at Accies and how pleased he was on the basis that other players had gone out on loan and come back to challenge for first team places. That would make sense if Anderson were ret - read more ...
Livi Match Thread
Aberdeen FC
01 Feb 07:24 - blowupsheep, 13616 views 164 replies
Most of us knew from day one that Lewis was going to be a useless captain, and that despite his young age Ferguson was the most obvious player for the role. Cant see mcinness stripping him of it though, its not really his style. I also think wel - read more ...
Apple and Earl Grey Wine Cup - Round 3 Livi Edition part 2
Aberdeen FC
31 Jan 14:59 - NaeMairNeeps, 1124 views 27 replies
new thread up. - read more ...
The donkey
Aberdeen FC
30 Jan 18:00 - blowupsheep, 2259 views 18 replies
Anything else you can find fault with because it seems like there is bugger all that you are happy with. We dont score enough goals, we sh!te it in the vast majority of matches against Celtic and the Govan lo - read more ...
Drug dealers eleven v Costcutters pandemic bailout eleven
Aberdeen FC
29 Jan 21:33 - RED_JOHN, 7066 views 80 replies
No one at Aberdeen FC really believes and wants to finish above Celtic. - read more ...
Apple and Earl Grey Wine Cup - Round 2 Livi Edition
Aberdeen FC
28 Jan 01:06 - NaeMairNeeps, 1701 views 38 replies
Bloody Hell ..... yer confusin me guys ... Ah wis goin tae wait til the transfer windae 'slammed shut' ... so we'd ken fa wis available but hey ho ..... Ah'll get a new thread up. Oh ... and Sheepcrooky ... scroll up. BrOchred has already taken - read more ...
Fairmers Match thread
Aberdeen FC
27 Jan 09:45 - blowupsheep, 6446 views 76 replies
Normally I would agree with this, but I think things are beginning to implode a bit on McInnes now. It doesn't look like he's going to be able to sign anyone and he may potentially lose one or two in this window, and the - read more ...
Scott Wright
Aberdeen FC
26 Jan 12:49 - donsviking, 4581 views 30 replies
I dont really care, if thats his character phuck him. Looks like he is going to go down the plastic uber sevco route just like the rat. You can just see them sitting down trying to learn the words to the sash. XD - read more ...
Apple and Earl Grey Wine Cup - round 1 - Fermers Edition
Aberdeen FC
23 Jan 20:54 - NaeMairNeeps, 1071 views 24 replies
We have a winner!! - read more ...
Hunters chicken cup - St J edition
Aberdeen FC
23 Jan 20:46 - mondo_notion, 298 views 4 replies
XD - read more ...
The Once Mighty Aberdeen v Murderwell Match Thread
Aberdeen FC
23 Jan 15:42 - ByeByeScum2012, 5957 views 76 replies
Good win for us at the weekend as many thought we wouldnt get all three points (I thought we would struggle). We created quite a few chances and in all honesty it should have been more. Well done Dons, thats more like it. - read more ...
AFC Heritage Trust - new quarterly magazine
Aberdeen FC
20 Jan 06:44 - 57vintage, 1199 views 12 replies
Neither did I, and I was approached to write for it in August last year! I imagine that - read more ...
VAR Lite
Aberdeen FC
19 Jan 23:37 - Aldo1983, 1460 views 18 replies
Watching the debacle down south, I have absolutely no confidence that VAR would improve the game up here. The hun BitB will always have "it's not a clear and obvious error" "benefit of the doubt to the attacking team" In fact - read more ...
Deid! Psycho wall of sound creator edition.
Aberdeen FC
17 Jan 19:13 - InversneckieDob, 2347 views 15 replies
Recently read about a drummer who had a list of his ten favourite drummers but eventually realised they were all Hal Blaine. - read more ...
How Many Points Will We Win Between Now And End Of Feb?
Aberdeen FC
16 Jan 21:53 - medw1311, 2183 views 23 replies
Hate to admit to my sin but I actually watched that game yesterday just basically to see how Anderson pl - read more ...
Bramble and date wine cup round 4 - motherwell edition
Aberdeen FC
16 Jan 21:16 - mondo_notion, 3720 views 63 replies
The latest bulletin is that the wine was duly dropped off as arranged. Wine review to follow soon. Good to see this essential journey got completed without a hitch and without overbearing state police interference. - read more ...
The greatest ever team the world has ever seen v Ross Co.
Aberdeen FC
16 Jan 15:31 - Br0chred, 13321 views 116 replies
Pointing at the manager hopefully. - read more ...
Fixture Congestion
Aberdeen FC
15 Jan 22:00 - medw1311, 410 views 2 replies
Just been looking through the upcoming fixtures and some interesting "Double Headers" in Jan & Feb... Jan 16: Celtic v Livingston Jan 20: Livingston v Celtic Jan 30: Livingston v Aberdeen Feb 2: Aberdeen v Livingston Feb 1 - read more ...
Bramble and date wine cup, round 3 - Dingwall edition
Aberdeen FC
14 Jan 01:45 - mondo_notion, 1795 views 41 replies
Own goal. We go again. - read more ...
Game the night
Aberdeen FC
13 Jan 20:17 - Jormungand, 3815 views 53 replies
I`m another mug then. Same reasons. If i`d gone to the game , it would have cost me a whole lot more !! And none of these businesses are getting their - read more ...
Worst present
Aberdeen FC
11 Jan 13:22 - donsdaft, 1916 views 2 replies
Her* mum** didn’t know what to get me for Xmas, so she said ‘get him something from the AFC shop’ I’m now the proud owner of an AFC Bournemouth water bottle, with personalised strip on the back. * Rules don’t apply ** - read more ...
Bramble and date wine cup round 2
Aberdeen FC
10 Jan 19:58 - mondo_notion, 1240 views 20 replies
Kennedy - read more ...
Scottish Cup Draaaaa
Aberdeen FC
10 Jan 14:13 - ByeByeScum2012, 375 views 1 replies
I preferred your thread title - read more ...
Davie Robb's knee
Aberdeen FC
10 Jan 09:20 - NaeMairNeeps, 599 views 6 replies
Top quality songsmithery that man. Tad disappointed there's nae a verse about Olivia Newton John being taken across said knee and spanked like the naughty girl she was. Or is that just me? I'm hoping that's - read more ...
Leaving managers eleven v DHB
Aberdeen FC
09 Jan 17:22 - RED_JOHN, 14306 views 133 replies
Positive encouragement certainly produces better results than crushing negativity. I agree, something our manager seems to have missed going into big games. - read more ...
Folk you think are fuckin ace
Aberdeen FC
09 Jan 14:51 - donsdaft, 5105 views 42 replies
Frank Bruno. - read more ...
People that can F*ck Right Off
Aberdeen FC
05 Jan 12:40 - Mason89, 7455 views 103 replies
Keep expecting him to turn roond wi his dick in eez hand, thrashing away. - read more ...
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Next game - Joots away
06 Mar 21:36 - GASC1980, 609 views 8 replies
Bramble Wine Cup - Accies Edition
04 Mar 01:16 - NaeMairNeeps, 1351 views 28 replies
Deid - Saturday lunchtime legend edition
02 Mar 12:35 - ByeByeScum2012, 898 views 10 replies
Neil Lennon's future employer V The Home of Bruce Andersons development Match Thread
02 Mar 11:51 - blowupsheep, 8627 views 123 replies
Frank Bruno - Dandy
01 Mar 15:30 - The Red Max, 549 views 2 replies
Dons send Gers Down
25 Feb 23:39 - Br0chred, 1103 views 9 replies
Big wine bonanza - VicTims edition, Round 2.
25 Feb 12:45 - NaeMairNeeps, 1979 views 40 replies
Lennons old team v Callum Hendry + 10 others
24 Feb 23:42 - RED_JOHN, 6922 views 76 replies
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