Meet first team players, have some complimentary mulled wine and mince pies and get 20% off all stock - this Thursday!

It's a wonderful life - the AFC club shop has the festive season all wrapped up thanks to a Santa-stic event this Thursday!

(Mulled) Wine not make it a Red and White Christmas this year and head to the Pittodrie club shop on Thursday 1st December between 9am and 7pm for AFC's exclusive Christmas shopping event.

Although the Dons haven't decked the halls with baubles for years, they can still offer you 20% off all stock in the club grotto (excluding books and pictures), so there's 'snow' reason to mis(tletoe) out - even if the forecast is rain, dear.

OK, it's not elf-price but 20% off is a cracker of a deal to sprout about that only fools and horses would choose to ignore.

Several first team players - apart from those with a (Santa) clause in their contract - will be 'present' to sign autographs between 5.30 and 6.30pm, but no sleigh-ter than that.

And you can enjoy a Christmas tree-t of complimentary mulled wine and mince pies on the day while you browse the club shop's selection (box) of everything from stocking fillers to that special gift for the Dons fan in your life - you won't believe your mince pies.

Don't be a turkey - check out Aberdeen's collection of gift ideas before you join them for the special shopping event at www.afc.co.uk/shop. It would be rude(olph) not to!

(The official press release didn't have enough Christmas puns in it, so I've hopefully fixed that.)